My Dark Prince: An Enemies-to-Lovers Romance (Dark Prince Road)

Romeo Costa sent an attachment.

Romeo Costa: Luca wearing his first cowboy hat.

Zach Sun: Holy shit, that is a cute baby that does not at all look like a potato with a diaper and an attitude.

Zach Sun: (Am I doing this right?)

Ollie vB: Uncanny. You sound like a completely authentic human. Is that a new ChatGPT update you’re testing?

Zach Sun: Yes.

Ollie vB: It’s not working.

Romeo Costa: I concur. Straight to the dumpster fire.

Ollie vB: @RomeoCosta, I didn’t know you guys were in Texas.

Romeo Costa: We aren’t. Dallas and Farrow took Briar to check out her old college.

Ollie vB: ???

Romeo Costa: They’re trying to see if walking around Baylor will bring back memories.

Ollie vB: But I was just on the phone with Briar. She was eating beignets.

Romeo Costa: In New Orleans.

Ollie vB: NEW ORLEANS.

Romeo Costa: Just a quick stop before Waco. Dallas insisted it would be a waste of gas not to.

Zach Sun: Did they not tell you?

Ollie vB: NO.

Zach Sun: Oh, that’s awkward. I apologize for the inconvenience. Can the State of Texas help you with anything else or may the Court adjourn for recess?

Romeo Costa: The OpenAI needs some major tweaks, @ZachSun.

Ollie vB: @RomeoCosta, tell your wife to answer my calls before I burn down your fucking fridge.

Romeo Costa: It’s all fun and games until you threaten Shortbread’s snacks.

Ollie vB: She has my fiancée with her.

Romeo Costa: Your FAKE fiancée.

Zach Sun: The feelings must be real.

Romeo Costa: Is this the AI chat or you speaking?

Zach Sun: Me, but a blindfolded can opener could detect the feelings. Ollie wears his heart on his sleeve.noveldrama

Romeo Costa: Up until a second ago, we didn’t even know Ollie had a heart.

Ollie vB: I’m flying out there to grab Briar because you two fucks can’t keep your wives in check.

Romeo Costa: You seem to be running into the same problem with the poor woman who believes she is engaged to you.

Ollie vB: She’s in a fragile condition.

Romeo Costa: She wrestled Hettie in our living room today. And won. By a landslide.

Ollie vB: All the same, if something happens to her, everyone in this Court is dead.

Zach Sun: Details make perfect. This is not to say that the Court does not make any mistakes. At least four percent of those sentenced to the death penalty are innocent.

Romeo Costa: Burn that ChatGPT and start from scratch, dude.

Ollie vB: Seriously. It is a worse conversation partner than that dude from Dr. Phil.

Zach Sun: Doctor Phil.

Ollie vB: That’s what I said.

Zach Sun: No, that’s his name. The dude from Dr. Phil is named Doctor Phil.

Romeo Costa: Don’t bother. He probably thinks the entire talk show is a deleted scene from General Hospital.

Ollie vB: As if. I stopped watching after Helena placed a curse on Luke and Laura at the altar. She couldn’t wait until after the wedding?

Zach Sun: Neither can you, apparently.